Alright - that fuckin' bitch Megan is about to make me lose my mind. As most of you know - I own a Murder Mystery Theater Company. A few months back I had this girl, Judy, in my shows but she was a complete waste of skin. She was always getting drunk and falling out of her way too small top. She was a fat slob - not just "chunky" she was a sloth beast - disgusting. So, I decided just to never hire her again. BUT apparently she was a butt lover of this other actress Megan, who wrote a show for me. And while I'm on the subject of that piece of shit - it sucked! I rewrote and added a ton of stuff to make it work. It didn’t even make sense. Anyway- She (Megan) secretly wanted me to cast Judy in that show. But I didn't. I even asked the bitch if there was anyone she wanted me to cast and she said no. So I cast it and then she started spreading rumors faster then she spreads her legs - rumors like I told her that Judy could do the show if she slept with me........there is not enough Wild Turkey in the world honey..... BUT - that’s not the worst part - I do shows at The Funny Bone Comedy Club - well she started her own Murder Mystery Company and guess where she wants to do her shows - that's right - the club! AND THEY SAID YES! Excuse me??? Sorry - I can't relax with this huge fuckin' knife in my back! Oh yeah, it's only once a month - so the fuck what? She is still there. And the owner of the club was like "Hey man, I was upfront about it and told you. I could have kept it a secret." Fuck you ass hole! So what you told me! If you tell someone that you are going to stab them in the face before you do it - it still hurts - you prick! Oh - and there is this other little whore in her company that I can't stand - and get this - she wrote her first show - guess who it's about....ME! It's called "Death to The Director" - it's about a guy (me) who owns a murder mystery company (me) and his actors hate him (me) and he ends up dead (ME)! Fuckin' bitch! I've worked harder than balls to get to where I am and I'll be damned if some little slut whore is going to take it all away. I want to know where she is getting the money to do all of this. FUCK!! I'm so mad / hurt / sad that I can't think. I need to go cool off. FUCKIN BITCH FACE!