Well, well.... I stood firm and stayed away from the Funny Bone Fuckers and Guess what? They came begging and groveling to me to come back! "How can we get you to come back, what will it take?" Well, I told them they had to cover up the nude pictures, get REAL plates and silverware, seat in and serve in sections, clean the room right before every show, let us use the stage and RESPECT me! And they said ok. I had my first show back there this past Saturday and it was awesome. It really was. I was crackin' the whip for stuff to be done the way I wanted it - and it was. The room was clean, the tables and chairs were set in a neat orderly fashion, the audience was served in an orderly fashion; the show ran smoothly and on time and no complaints about the nudes! It was a great night. They still need the plates and silverware but I will let it slide because they told me they order it and promised it would be here for next week. We'll see. But it felt great to see them begging me to come back and to watch them scramble like rats in a maze to have everything the way I wanted it. The Fuckers! You know what they say - keep your friends close...... Well, they aren't the enemy but I do look at them as two assholes on a fuck.

As far as that stinky ass bitch-faced Megan, I guess that they are pretty shitty because if they were any good – they would have just had them do Saturday nights. Ha ha! Bitch! And the even better part is – The Funny Bone staff hates them! It’s nice to be liked. The workers at the FB are all really cool to me and I appreciate that. Oh, and because she wrote a show about me and had me killed off – I might just be working on a little script myself…..